If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. - Dan Qu

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. – Dan Quayle, attributed

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Using Twitter like a dandelion uses the wind… Spreading messages, not exactly knowing where they might go, some taking roots and blossoming, some making a adventurous journey through the air but not falling on fertile ground. So what? A process of beauty and joy. – Detlef Cordes, detlefcordes.org

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The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. – Author Unknown

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There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open. – Don Rittner

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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. – Penn Jillett

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The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of clichés. – H.L. Mencken, Prejudices, 1925

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There is no sickness worse for me than words that to be kind must lie. – Aeschylus

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This administration in Washington thats in power now clearly believes that government is not only the answer to every need, but its the most qualified to make the most central decisions for every American in every area. – Rick Perry

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