The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source. – Benjamin Franklin
‘Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his. – Benjamin Franklin
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source. – Benjamin Franklin
‘Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his. – Benjamin Franklin
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle. – Benjamin Franklin
He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand a broader mark for sorrow but then he stands a broader mark for pleasure too. – Benjamin Franklin
Entire new continents can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the Department of Motor Vehicles. – Dave Barry, Dave Barry in Cyberspace