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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams

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I think Dilbert will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. Dilbert is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened. – Scott Adams

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The greenest home is the one you dont build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house thats already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels dont want. – Scott Adams

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The Internet is full. Go away. – Author Unknown

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In Cyberspace, the 1st Amendment is a local ordinance. – John Perry Barlow

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Cyberspace: A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation. – William Gibson

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The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers. – Jamais Cascio

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How would you like a job where when you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? – Jacques Plante

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