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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams

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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. – Scott Adams

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