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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams

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Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it, a hamster with Alzheimers could make those kind of numbers. Its great work if you can get it. – Scott Adams

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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. – Scott Adams

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