Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, its a lot more. – Tom Fasulo
Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day. – Author Unknown
Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print experience is what you get when you dont. – Pete Seeger
My philosophy is that the most important aspect of any religion should be human kindness. And to try to ease the suffering of others. To try to bring light and love into the lives of mankind. – Steven Seagal
Have you seen but a bright lily grow, Before rude hands have touched it? Have you marked but the fall o the snow Before the soil hath smutched it?… O so white! O so soft! O so sweet is she! – Ben Johnson
