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Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave. – Dita Von Teese

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The ides of surfing the net — I dont know who called it that — its more like slogging through the net. – Al Di Guido

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Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, its a lot more. – Tom Fasulo

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There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open. – Don Rittner

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