Quote by Rob Stampfli
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing

If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a “fix” of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. – Rob Stampfli

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