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What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist. – Author Unknown

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The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. – Jon Stewart

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If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a “fix” of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. – Rob Stampfli

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