Paul Gauguin's Quote - I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never foun

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I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never foun

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin

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Civilization is what makes you sick. – Paul Gauguin

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Sooner or later people will learn to recognize your worth – Paul Gauguin

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It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block. – Paul Gauguin

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Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth. – Proverb

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How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge! – Ogden Nash

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The most violent appetites in all creatures are lust and hunger; the first is a perpetual call upon them to propagate their kind, the latter to preserve themselves. – Joseph Addison

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Some people are born to fatness. Others have to get there. – Les Murray

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