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Quote by Paul Gauguin
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never foun

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin

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Art requires philosophy, just as philosophy requires art. Otherwise, what would become of beauty? – Paul Gauguin

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Every day the fat woman dies a series of small deaths. – Shelley Bovey

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The most violent appetites in all creatures are lust and hunger; the first is a perpetual call upon them to propagate their kind, the latter to preserve themselves. – Joseph Addison

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How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge! – Ogden Nash

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The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings

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