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Quote by Paul Gauguin
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never foun

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin

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It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block. – Paul Gauguin

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Crayons & Colors
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Paul Gauguin
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In art, all who have done something other than their predecessors have merited the epithet of revolutionary and it is they alone who are masters. – Paul Gauguin

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alone
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Diets and Dieting
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Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth. – Proverb

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Diets and Dieting

They whose sole bliss is eating can give but that one brutish reason why they live. – Juvenal

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Diets and Dieting

I dont weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, whats more, I never did. – Fatty Arbuckle

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Diets and Dieting

Imprisoned in every fat man, a thin one is wildly signaling to be let out. – Cyril Connolly

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It is not hard to learn more. What is hard is to unlearn when you discover yourself wrong. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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In this possibly terminal phase of human existence, democracy and freedom are more than just ideals to be valued – they may be essential to survival. – Noam Chomsky

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash

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Nothing dies so hard, or rallies so often as intolerance. – Henry Ward Beecher

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