Quote by Paul Gauguin
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never foun

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin

Other quotes by Paul Gauguin

But I owe something to Vincent, and that is, in the consciousness of having been useful to him, the confirmation of my own original ideas about painting. And also, at difficult moments, the remembrance that one finds others unhappier than oneself. – Paul Gauguin

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Artist, The
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Art requires philosophy, just as philosophy requires art. Otherwise, what would become of beauty? – Paul Gauguin

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Beauty
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It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block. – Paul Gauguin

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its a sex object if youre pretty and no love or love and no sex if youre fat – Nikki Giovanni

One meal a day is enough for a lion, and it ought to be for a man. – George Fordyce

They whose sole bliss is eating can give but that one brutish reason why they live. – Juvenal

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings

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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a raise. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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My biggest failure is I have too many to talk about. – Dean Kamen

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There are no limits to either time or distance, except as man himself may make them. I have but to touch the wind to know these things. – Hal Borland

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I would walk from here to Drogheda and back to see the man who is blockhead enough to expect anything except injustice from an English Parliament. – Daniel OConnell

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