Quote by Paul Gauguin
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never foun

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin

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Art requires philosophy, just as philosophy requires art. Otherwise, what would become of beauty? – Paul Gauguin

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The flat sound of my wooden clogs on the cobblestones, deep, hollow and powerful, is the note I seek in my painting. – Paul Gauguin

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They whose sole bliss is eating can give but that one brutish reason why they live. – Juvenal

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in. – Kingsley Amis

Changing our diet is something we choose to do, not something we are forced to do. Instead of dreading it, try saying, Heres another thing I get to do to help myself. Great! – Greg Anderson

Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god. – Charles Buck

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