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I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never foun

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin

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It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block. – Paul Gauguin

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Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth. – Proverb

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