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Quote by Paul Gauguin
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never foun

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin

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I dont weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, whats more, I never did. – Fatty Arbuckle

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A poor man who eats too much, as contradistinguished from a gourmand, who is a rich man who lives well. – Elbert Hubbard

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Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god. – Charles Buck

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They whose sole bliss is eating can give but that one brutish reason why they live. – Juvenal

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