Quote by Paul Gauguin
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never foun

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin

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Art requires philosophy, just as philosophy requires art. Otherwise, what would become of beauty? – Paul Gauguin

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Imprisoned in every fat man, a thin one is wildly signaling to be let out. – Cyril Connolly

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in. – Kingsley Amis

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. – Jackie Gleason

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