I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin Category: Diets and Dieting
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings Category: Diets and Dieting
They whose sole bliss is eating can give but that one brutish reason why they live. – Juvenal Category: Diets and Dieting
The world does not look to us in the Arab world out of a healthy desire for knowledge. – Tahar Ben Jelloun Category: Knowledge
The Coptic Church respects the law but it does not accept rulings that go against the Bible and our freedom of religion. – Pope Shenouda III Category: Religion
People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White Category: work
