The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings Category: Diets and Dieting
A poor man who eats too much, as contradistinguished from a gourmand, who is a rich man who lives well. – Elbert Hubbard Category: Diets and Dieting
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin Category: Diets and Dieting
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. – Henry David Thoreau Category: Men
My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober, he was mostly in his room. – Sherman Alexie Category: Home
I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. Im not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. – Bjork Category: Time
