Quote by Jackie Gleason
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie G

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. – Jackie Gleason

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Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos. – Jackie Gleason

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Dreams
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Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. – Jackie Gleason

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Marriage
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day youre off it. – Jackie Gleason

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diet
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How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge! – Ogden Nash

Appetite is essentially insatiable, and where it operates as a criterion of both action and enjoyment (that is, everywhere in the Western world since the sixteenth century) it will infallibly discover congenial agencies (mechanical and political) of expression. – Marshall McLuhan

I dont weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, whats more, I never did. – Fatty Arbuckle

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings

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Humanity is never so beautiful as when praying for forgiveness, or else forgiving another. – Jean Paul

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Anyone who has passed though the regular gradations of a classical education, and is not made a fool by it, may consider himself as having had a very narrow escape. – William Hazlitt

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Education

I wish the Peace Corps and its volunteers continued success and perseverance. We are grateful for their contributions to society and dedication to providing assistance where it is needed. May the Peace Corps continue its legacy of service, both at home and abroad. – Kenny Marchant

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Peace

May I say, finally, that I have no illusions of grandeur quite to the contrary, I am very humble in my knowledge that through forty years of my life my life has been an open book of service to my fellow architects and for the public good. – Ralph Thomas Walker

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Knowledge