As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth. – Chauncey M. Depew Category: Dieting
If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. – Elmer Rice Category: Dieting
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.” – P.G. Wodehouse Category: Dieting
People who make history know nothing about history. You can see that in the sort of history they make. – Gilbert K. Chesterton Category: History
Your present circumstances dont determine where you can go they merely determine where you start. – Nido Qubein Category: inspirational
The only change I can really see is that I dont have to shop for pants in stores anymore. – Larry David Category: Change