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She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.” – P.G. Wodehouse

Other quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Butterflies
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P.G. Wodehouse
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I’m not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare who says that it’s always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Fate
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P.G. Wodehouse
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The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. – Author unknown

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Dieting

I thought “clean eating” was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor. – Internet meme

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Dieting

Food is fuel, not therapy. – Author unknown

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Dieting

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. – Beth McCollister

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Can there be greater foolishness than the respect you pay to people collectively when you despise them individually? – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial. – Allen Klein

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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. – Michael Caine

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Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. – Robert Orben

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