I keep trying to lose weight — but it keeps finding me! – Author unknown

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth. – Chauncey M. Depew

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. – Author unknown

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. – Author unknown