I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. – Marie Mott Category: Dieting
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. – Plutarch Category: Dieting
Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained. – Author unknown Category: Dieting
I have great respect for President Bush, Secretary Powell and Secretary Ridge. – Elton Gallegly Category: respect
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. – Russell Baker Category: car
I hope for your help to explore and protect the wild ocean in ways that will restore the health and, in so doing, secure hope for humankind. Health to the ocean means health for us. – Sylvia Earle Category: Health
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first. – Adela Rogers St. Johns Category: Marriage
