Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. – Ann Landers
Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. – Ann Landers
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. – Ann Landers
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner