We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. – Bill Bryson
There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson
I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson
I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted — stay up all night or eat ice cream straight out of the container. – Bill Bryson