I shop like a bull — I charge everything! - Author Unknown

I shop like a bull — I charge everything! – Author Unknown

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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyful words in the English language, and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying. The consumption society has made us feel that happiness lies in having things, and has failed to teach us the happiness of not having things. – Elise Boulding

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. – John Andrew Holmes

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