A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. – Harold Coffin
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. – Harold Coffin
A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. – Harold Coffin
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. – Harold Coffin
Envy is the art of counting the other fellows blessings instead of your own. – Harold Coffin
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner
If other Germans drink beer, German students swill it. If one is unable to toss off his fifteen glasses in an hour, it is regarded by his fellows as a sign of puerility only less strong than that he has the scar of no duel on his cheek. – Arthur Handly Marks, “Berlin: Its Bayonets and Its Beer” (Berlin, 1887 June 14th