Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen