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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

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The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. – Author Unknown

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. – Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All

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