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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Home
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Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life. – Bertrand Russell

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Birth Control

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. – Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All

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Birth Control

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short

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Birth Control

The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

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The Impossible Generalized Man today is the critic who believes in loving those unworthy of love as well as those worthy –yet believes this only insofar as no personal risk is entailed. Meaning he loves no one, worthy or no. This is what makes him impossible. – Nelson Algren

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I think being different, going against the grain of society is the greatest thing in the world. – Elijah Wood

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