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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen

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For birth control, I rely on my personality. – Milt Abel

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. – Malcolm Potts, MD

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When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. – H.G. Wells, 1935

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The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something. – Chauncey Depew

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The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. – Mark Caine

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The Louver is a morgue; you go there to identify your friends. – Jean Cocteau

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I dont have a bad relationship. Im 48 years old. I think life is too short for that. To me, life is… you open the shutters, you see the dogs outside, you look left, you look right, in, what, a second and a half? And thats a life. – Jean Claude Van Damme

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