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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

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Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. – Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short

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Gossip is natures telephone. – Sholom Aleichem

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I teach one semester a year, and this year Im just teaching one course during that semester, a writing workshop for older students in their late 20s and early 30s, people in our graduate program who are already working on a manuscript and trying to bring it to completion. – Tobias Wolff

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Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. – Lao Tzu

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When youre younger, your inspiration is there. As you get older, it tends to waver. Once you find it – I found it again – thats where you can draw from. Thats where you draw your strength from. – Elvis Stojko

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