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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her body. No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother. – Margaret Sanger

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For birth control, I rely on my personality. – Milt Abel

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It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. – Malcolm Potts, MD

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

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