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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen

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No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her body. No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother. – Margaret Sanger

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

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We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. – Dora Winifred Black Russell

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The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. – Author Unknown

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