Quote by Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. – Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All

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The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

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Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. – Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. – Malcolm Potts, MD

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We had four years of world war which the peoples endured only because they were told that their sufferings would free humanity forever from the scourge of war. – Arthur Henderson

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