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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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In Beverly Hills… they dont throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. – Woody Allen

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The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

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The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. – Author Unknown

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When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. – H.G. Wells, 1935

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. – Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All

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