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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. – Dora Winifred Black Russell

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It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. – Malcolm Potts, MD

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The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. – Author Unknown

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It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short

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