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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. – Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short

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The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

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It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. – Malcolm Potts, MD

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