I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
Right now its only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. – Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen