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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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God
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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Love :: Relationships
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Birth Control
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When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. – H.G. Wells, 1935

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Birth Control

We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. – Dora Winifred Black Russell

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Birth Control

For birth control, I rely on my personality. – Milt Abel

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Birth Control

The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

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Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. – Erica Jong

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Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign. – Théophile Gautier, c.1845, translated from French

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Fate

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry

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Complete adaptation to environment means death. The essential point in all response is the desire to control environment. – John Dewey

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