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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. – Author Unknown

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Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. – Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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For birth control, I rely on my personality. – Milt Abel

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