Quote by Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen

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Space
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen

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Other Quotes from
Birth Control
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We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. – Dora Winifred Black Russell

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Birth Control

For birth control, I rely on my personality. – Milt Abel

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Birth Control

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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Birth Control

Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. – Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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A letter always seemed to me like immortality because it is the mind alone without corporeal friend. – Emily Dickinson

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Letters

We asked ourselves and the world to base decisions on good science, and I really believe the United States can be the leader in delivering that message to our international trading partners. – Mike Johanns

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Science

The next war… may well bury Western civilization forever. – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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War

Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends. – Aristotle

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Truth