Quote by Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I as

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen

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Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. – Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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For birth control, I rely on my personality. – Milt Abel

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The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

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We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. – Dora Winifred Black Russell

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