Quote by Denis Leary
You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or yo

You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or you aint. – Denis Leary

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Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and youre a Hall of Famer. – Denis Leary

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Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy hes always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes hes important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill OReilly, except shorter and Jewish. – Denis Leary

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Come out is so funny to me because Ive never been in. – Adam Lambert

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