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Quote by Denis Leary
You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or yo

You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or you aint. – Denis Leary

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I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So hows that for prejudice on the Democratic side? – Denis Leary

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Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and youre a Hall of Famer. – Denis Leary

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Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If its a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed. – Neil Gaiman

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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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Comedy is surprises, so if youre intending to make somebody laugh and they dont laugh, thats funny. – Norm MacDonald

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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group. – Shirin Ebadi

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