Quote by Denis Leary
You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or yo

You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or you aint. – Denis Leary

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Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and youre a Hall of Famer. – Denis Leary

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movies
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I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So hows that for prejudice on the Democratic side? – Denis Leary

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History
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I want you to take away the hope because thats the thing thats killing me. – Denis Leary

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Hope
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It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. – Olivia Munn

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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. – Norman Wisdom

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funny

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. – Larry Hagman

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