Quote by Denis Leary
You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or yo

You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or you aint. – Denis Leary

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The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and hes still as funny as hes ever been, and hes still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, Ill still be able to work. – Denis Leary

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I want you to take away the hope because thats the thing thats killing me. – Denis Leary

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Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists goals. – Craig Bruce

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