Quote by Denis Leary
You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or yo

You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or you aint. – Denis Leary

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Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and youre a Hall of Famer. – Denis Leary

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