Quote by James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people – that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature. – James Thurber

Category:
Nature
Read Quote

Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority. – James Thurber

Category:
Dignity
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you dont think its funny, but youre convinced that other people will think it is, well they wont. – Mo Rocca

Category:
funny

Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

Category:
funny

On the stage youre there, its live. Theres a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away. – Theodore Bikel

Category:
funny

The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if its a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But its so much more alienating than vegetarianism. – Jonathan Safran Foer

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. – Zen Saying

Category:
Philosophical

An apt quotation is as good as an original remark. – Author Unknown

Category:
Quotations

Any new venture goes through the following stages: Enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent and decoration of those who did nothing. – Anon.

Category:
Risk

Christianity taught men that love is worth more than intelligence. – Jacques Maritain

Category:
Intelligence