Quote by James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere. – James Thurber

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Women
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people – that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature. – James Thurber

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Nature
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We all know that the theater and every play that comes to Broadway have within themselves, like the human being, the seed of self-destruction and the certainty of death. The thing is to see how long the theater, the play, and the human being can last in spite of themselves. – James Thurber

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Entertainment
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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Its funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. – Nick Offerman

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funny

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. – Logan P. Smith

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funny

Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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funny

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No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. – Robert Kirby

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Hitler and Mussolini were only the primary spokesmen for the attitude of domination and craving for power that are in the heart of almost everyone. Until the source is cleared, there will always be confusion and hate, wars and class antagonisms. – Jiddu Krishnamurti

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Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die. – Bill Cosby

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