Quote by James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures. – James Thurber

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Light
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We all know that the theater and every play that comes to Broadway have within themselves, like the human being, the seed of self-destruction and the certainty of death. The thing is to see how long the theater, the play, and the human being can last in spite of themselves. – James Thurber

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Entertainment
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My opposition To Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language. – James Thurber

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Interviews
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This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy

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funny

If Im in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. – Ron Livingston

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funny

Its funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. – Courteney Cox

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funny

This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club! – Vanessa Hudgens

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funny

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You know, I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. – Carly Fiorina

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In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. – Author Unknown

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Gambling

Mans sin is in his failure to live what he is. Being the master of the earth, man forgets that he is the servant of God. – Abraham Joshua Heschel

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Failure

If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the presidents. – John F. Kennedy

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Life