Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber
There are two kinds of light – the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures. – James Thurber

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber
There are two kinds of light – the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures. – James Thurber
We all know that the theater and every play that comes to Broadway have within themselves, like the human being, the seed of self-destruction and the certainty of death. The thing is to see how long the theater, the play, and the human being can last in spite of themselves. – James Thurber
My opposition To Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language. – James Thurber
This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy