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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

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Im 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, Id only be 48. Thats the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40. – James Thurber

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Women
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James Thurber
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The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road. – James Thurber

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Knowledge
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Id like to do a film which is funny. – Clive Owen

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Im kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. – James Brown

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You can work on the saxophone alone, but ultimately you must perform with others. – Steve Lacy

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