Quote by James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep? – James Thurber

Category:
Fear
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybodys guess. – James Thurber

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Future
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The story of Harold Ross, the New Yorker and me is a mere footnote to the story of our time, and we might as well face the truth that to researchers of the future, poking about among the ruins of time, we shall all be tiny glitters. But then, so are diamonds. – James Thurber

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Jewelry
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I dont think know if anythings going to translate anywhere. Youre making a movie, you hope its going to be funny, you cant think about how its going to go over. – Ben Stiller

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funny

Its funny: Im a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano its been a solitary thing. – Gary Oldman

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funny

I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York Im recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris its not as commonplace to be recognized. – Marc Jacobs

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funny

And remember, its also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. – Fran Drescher

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funny

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I always separated sports and my personal life. – Carl Lewis

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Sports

Do not make yourself so big, you are not so small. – Yiddish Proverb

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Humility

Actually, I loved Chucky. Its one of the strangest movies Ive ever seen. – Bill Condon

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movies

A lot of people say that comedy doesnt travel well. I found it very accessible. – Mark Addy

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Travel