Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. – A.A. Latimer Category: Black Friday Shopping
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck Category: Black Friday Shopping
Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Military, the
When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed. – Lou Brock Category: dad
