Quote by Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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pet
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What Ive learned about marriage: You need to have each others back you have to be a kind of team going through life. – Tom Petty

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I am fairly classless because it is very difficult to class someone who comes from a mixed marriage. – Sade Adu

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For me its also – the music is equally as important. I mean I think as somebody who writes music, there just has to sort of be the marriage between both. – Katey Sagal

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We are very puritan in America. We still hold true to these really antiquated values, this idea of the sanctity of marriage. – Zoe Lister-Jones

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