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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Rita Rudner
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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I am much more open to plural marriage than I was before, and I now support it in certain situations. I do believe it is right for some people. But our example in America today is gross abuse – I cant support it in fundamentalist compounds. – Ginnifer Goodwin

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Marriage

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx

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Marriage

Id love to have children, and I think marriage is great, I really do. – Jennifer Jason Leigh

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Marriage

Every society in the history of man has upheld the institution of marriage as a bond between a man and a woman. Why? Because society is based on one thing: that society is based on the future of the society. And thats what? Children. Monogamous relationships. – Rick Santorum

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A lot of music you might listen to is pretty vapid, it doesnt always deal with our deeper issues. These are the things Im interested in now, particularly at my age. – Annie Lennox

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I dont want to go negative on Franklin Delano Roosevelt, but he didnt pass an economic deal in the first 100 days. We have passed the largest Recovery Act in the history of the country. – Rahm Emanuel

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