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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Rita Rudner
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I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. – Lord Byron

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I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want? – Max Schmeling

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