Quote by Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. – Katharine Houghton Hepburn

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Marriage

We are confident that the Supreme Court will soon see the direction that this country is headed and enshrine marriage as a constitutional right for all. – Benjamin Todd Jealous

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Marriage

Ill always be sad that my marriage ended. – Shania Twain

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Marriage

Over the years the political establishment has frowned if a mainstream politician mentions marriage. – Iain Duncan Smith

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Off with you! Youre a happy fellow, for youll give happiness and joy to many other people. There is nothing better or greater than that! – Ludwig van Beethoven

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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, wed all be millionaires. – Abigail Van Buren

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough to make me ambitious. – Hannah Arendt

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Rejoice in the Lord always; again I will say, rejoice! Philippians 4:4 – Bible

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