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Quote by Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Love
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sex
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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I feel strongly for gay marriage to be accepted. – Bernadette Peters

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Marriage

He was doubtless an understanding Fellow that said, there was no happy Marriage but betwixt a blind Wife and a deaf Husband. – Michel de Montaigne, “Upon Some Verses of Virgil”

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Marriage

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic – another joke marriage. – Sophia Bush

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Marriage

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage

Random Quotes

Sports without music is just a game. Music makes it entertaining. – Ice Cube

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Sports

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. – Jayne Mansfield

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Prom Night

Pride is still aiming at the best houses: Men would be angels, angels would be gods. Aspiring to be gods, if angels fell aspiring to be angels men rebel. – Alexander Pope

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best

Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. – Maya Angelou

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Integrity