Quote by Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner

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Its the best marriage of songs and production. But I have to say, I have an affinity for Bossanova. – Joey Santiago

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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. – Helen Rowland

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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married. – Elisabetta Canalis

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