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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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In December 1998, I considered myself an expert on love. I was almost a year into a relationship, one that had grown more slowly than I had wished, but once it flowered it was much more stimulating than any marriage or relationship I had known. – Jane Smiley

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A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song. – Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

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