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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Dogs
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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Love
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. – Jim Samuels

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All marriages are happy. Its the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. – Raymond Hull

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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship. – Tim Allen

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Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress. – Author Unknown

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