Quote by Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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Men
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sex
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When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. – Marie Osmond

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Marriage

One was never married, and thats his hell another is, and thats his plague. – Robert Burton

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Marriage

My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol. – Mercedes McCambridge

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Marriage

I dont particularly think marriage is a sane thing. – Sean Young

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Marriage

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