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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband. – Elsa Maxwell

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I had a very wise person tell me that he thinks marriage, when youre younger, you keep thinking you can fix things. Thats what people do. And you cant really fix anything. It shouldnt be a massive difficult thing every day. Lifes difficult enough. – Albert Brooks

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Im a little skeptical about using the Constitution this way, but I also believe marriage is between a man and a woman and that the courts shouldnt legislate this matter. – Pete Coors

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