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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

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Business
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Rita Rudner
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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Rita Rudner
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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War
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Marriage brings up all the things I pushed to the back burner – the fears, the mistrust, the doubts, the insecurities. Its like opening Pandoras box. – Jennifer Aniston

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Marriage

How long before we have, not just homosexual marriage, but homosexual unions between adult men and small boys? – Randall Terry

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Marriage

This marriage is no ones business but our own. – Bobby Darin

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Marriage

Well, marriage is a very important part of our culture and our society. If we want to have a hopeful and decent society, we ought to aim for the ideal. – Karl Rove

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Marriage

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The darkness of death is like the evening twilight it makes all objects appear more lovely to the dying. – Jean Paul

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In times of rapid change, experience could be your worst enemy. – J. Paul Getty

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