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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Rita Rudner
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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity. – Honore de Balzac

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Marriage

Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband. – Elsa Maxwell

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Marriage

Of course, the simple explanation of the fact is that marriage is the most important act of mans life in Europe or America, and that everything depends upon it. – Lafcadio Hearn

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Marriage

One doesnt have to get anywhere in a marriage. Its not a public conveyance. – Iris Murdoch

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