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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. – Honore de Balzac

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I firmly believe in marriage. Its a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If youre thinking about divorce. You shouldnt get married. – Seth Green

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But I dont think that its a form of family that I would be comfortable in. Ive found a way to this character and this family, but I still believe that a marriage is between two people and not seven or three. – Jeanne Tripplehorn

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Marriage

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. – Benjamin Franklin

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I always preferred to hang out with the outcasts, cause they were cooler they had better taste in music, for one thing, I guess because they had more time to develop one with the lack of social interaction they had! – John Hughes

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I just cant seem to write songs about peace and love. Yeah right, how do you get that? – Siobhan Fahey

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The Palestinians want a state, but they have to give peace in return. What theyre trying to do in the United Nations is to get a state without giving Israel peace or giving Israel peace and security. And I think thats, thats wrong. That should not succeed. That should, that should fail. – Benjamin Netanyahu

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