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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Rita Rudner
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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I was a Christian. I didnt want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. – Jimmy Carr

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I think the institute of marriage is a noble thing. The idea of a partner for life is incredibly romantic. But now were living to 100. A hundred years ago people were dying at age 37. Til death do us part was a much different deal. – Debra Messing

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A band is not a marriage. There are no oaths of allegiance. If you feel your life will be better served by splitting up the group, youve got to do it – but of course it does cause problems. – Steve Winwood

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Daddy was real gentle with kids. Thats why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant. – Loretta Lynn

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The noblest spirit is most strongly attracted by the love of glory. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Every day we all have one foot in a fairy tale and the other in the abyss. – Paulo Coelho

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Were going to be OK because of the American people. They have more grit, determination and courage than you can imagine. – Joe Biden

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