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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor
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Rita Rudner
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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

Category:
great
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Rita Rudner
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

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respect
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Rita Rudner
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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There is a big misconception about arranged marriage. Yes, it can mean that you meet someone and then have to marry them, but this was my mother saying, Im going to introduce you to so-and-so – If you dont like them, fair enough. – Archie Panjabi

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Marriage

Ive had an exciting time I married for love and got a little money along with it. – Rose Kennedy

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Marriage

Each marriage has to be judged separately, and we never know whats going on in another persons marriage. – Mary Wesley

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Marriage

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage. – Sumner Redstone

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Marriage

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I am so fidgety – I swear I have ADD – and I always need to be doing something or being outside, just playing sports. – Kellan Lutz

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Then youve got Georgetown, and I really just like everything about them. When I went down there with my mom, it really opened my eyes to what they were all about. I have to factor in what a school like that can do for me, even away from being a basketball player. – Nerlens Noel

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Insults should be well avenged or well endured. – Scottish Proverb

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