Quote by Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Love
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Other Quotes from
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Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. – E. W. Howe

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Marriage

Our marriage is strictly in name only. It has never been consummated. – LaToya Jackson

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Marriage

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age — once you learn to keep a cork in it. – Gene Perret

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Marriage

Not cohabitation but consensus constitutes marriage. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Marriage

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Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. – Andy Grove

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At 3 years old, I was imitating and doing fun little commercials for the family. Then at 5, I knew, OK, this is something I really like. At 8, I was crying in front of the mirror and my mom was like, Oh boy, here we go. We know what shes going to do. – Lana Parrilla

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mom

Thought means life, since those who do not think so do not live in any high or real sense. Thinking makes the man. – Amos Bronson Alcott

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Meetings are indispensable when you dont want to do anything. – John Kenneth Galbraith

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