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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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pet
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
category

A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises. – Andre Maurois

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Marriage

Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. – Hoshang N. Akhtar

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Marriage

Marriage is like a formality for me. – David Copperfield

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Marriage

The whole Haley-Nathan marriage deal was a pretty good twist huh? I hope we got all of you with it. That particular story line even suprised me when I read it, its a good one and itll provide for some good stories to come. – James Lafferty

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Marriage

Random Quotes

I burned out on AIDS and did no AIDS work for a couple of years. I was so angry that people were still getting this disease that nobody can give you – you have to go out and get it! – Harvey Fierstein

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work

When painting, an artist must take care not to trap his soul in the canvas. – Terri Guillemets

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Art

The Masters is where I won my first major, and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like Im ready to start my season at Augusta. – Tiger Woods

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respect

There is nothing on earth so easy as to forget, if a person chooses to set about it. Im sure I have as much forgot your poor, dear uncle, as if he had never existed; and I thought it my duty to do so. – Richard Brinsley Sheridan

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Widow, Widowhood