I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner