Quote by Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

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respect
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman

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Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle. – Edmond About

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I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I dont regret it. You make choices. If you want a good marriage, you must pay attention to that. If you want to be independent, go ahead. You cant have it all. – Lauren Bacall

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There is no doubt that, as a society, we have become blase about the importance of marriage as a stabilising influence and less inclined to prize it as a worthwhile institution. – Keith OBrien

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