I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner
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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner
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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
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