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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe I

My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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If children are not introduced to music at an early age, I believe something fundamental is actually being taken from them. – Luciano Pavarotti

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