Quote by Rita Rudner
My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe I

My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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Women
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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Love
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What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease. – Jean Paul

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What goes on in Europe concerns us greatly because, if Europe comes apart, the E.U. comes apart, then youre going to have enormous impact on America, thats a very big trading partner of ours, and people own securities around the world in this day and age. – Michael Bloomberg

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Age

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back. – Brian Clough

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He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young, consider that he may one day become old, and remember when he is old, that he has once been young. – Joseph Addison

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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As social media is less about technology and more about relationship building, we are starting to see more women have a heavy influence if not dominant role in the social media space. Its no wonder that Facebook is being run in part by chief operating officer Sheryl Sandberg. – Erik Qualman

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relationship