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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe I

My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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