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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe I

My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. – Salvador Dali

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From age 16, I lived and breathed wine. I read every magazine and book about wine. – Gary Vaynerchuk

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Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain, letter to Joe Goodman, April 1891

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In this age of media and Internet access, we are much more talkative than ever before. – David Duchovny

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Most of what I listen to now is mainstream jazz from 1935 right up to and including early bebop and cool jazz. – Dave Van Ronk

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A little man often cast a long shadow. – Italian Proverb

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Im still going to do television. Im just not going to do morning television. I would like to do some things that satisfy interests, private interests. – Bryant Gumbel

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Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests. – Author Unknown

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