Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90

Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, thats a bonus, and if you dont, you still wont hate going to work. – Jeff Foxworthy

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There are things that you cannot talk to your mother and father about, there are things that you cannot talk to your children about. – Shirley Knight

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If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much more romantic and nomadic existence. – David McCallum

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During the periods in my marriage when I chose to stay home with my kids rather than work as an attorney, it caused me no end of anxiety. Despite the fact that I knew I was contributing to our family by caring for our children, I still felt that my worth was less because I wasnt earning. – Ayelet Waldman

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Everybody has basically the same family, its just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next. – Doug Coupland

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