Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90

Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

Other quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Home
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My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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dad
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I say, If everybody in this house lives where its God first, friends and family second and you third, we wont ever have an argument. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Family
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For those who are able to work, work has to be seen as the best route out of poverty. For work is not just about more money – it is transformative. Its about taking responsibility for yourself and your family. – Iain Duncan Smith

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Family

We believed in our idea – a family park where parents and children could have fun- together. – Walt Disney

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Family

Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question. – Willard Scott

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Family

I have these visions of myself being thirty, thirty-five, forty having a family. – Nastassja Kinski

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Family

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A woman should soften but not weaken a man. – Sigmund Freud

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Women

Competition among insurers would bring down the cost of health care insurance, just as it brings down the cost of car or homeowners insurance. – Andrew P. Harris

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car

Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. Weve been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. Its just like stand-up. Its best when its just left alone. It doesnt translate always on TV. Its best live. – Amy Poehler

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alone

Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can and surely will at times fail. Other vulnerabilities, like being embarrassed or risking love, can be terrifying, too. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk. – Joyce Brothers

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Love