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Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90

Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Liberals subscribe to the new flexible, pluralistic definition of the family their defense of families carries no conviction. – Christopher Lasch

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I think, and I mean this sincerely, I was raised humbly. We were a lower middle income family and a household that was scrimping by at times. We were watching the dollar, stretching the dollar, and coupons. It was all those things. – Bryan Cranston

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My family was all born in Sicily and Im Italian-American. Theyre the real thing. Theyre authentic Italians, and honestly theyre the most open-minded, nicest people in the world and nothing can really offend them. Thats the way I think true Sicilians are. – Vinny Guadagnino

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I bought a lot of rubbish things that kids buy: skateboards and clothes and typical teenage stuff. And, as soon as I could, I wasted a lot of money on cars – BMWs mostly – for myself and my family. – Tom Felton

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Courtship to marriage is as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. – William Congreve, The Old Bachelor, 1693

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A poor man who eats too much, as contradistinguished from a gourmand, who is a rich man who lives well. – Elbert Hubbard

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We have all loved a guy we know has issues. Despite popular opinions, until we give it a final try, the relationship will always be in the what if stage. – Patti Stanger

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You know you are getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate. – Author Unknown

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