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Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90

Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, thats a bonus, and if you dont, you still wont hate going to work. – Jeff Foxworthy

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy

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When I was working, and when I was making substantial amounts of money, I always filed and paid my taxes. This only stopped, when it was necessary to withdraw from society, in order to guarantee the safety and well-being of myself and my family. – Lauryn Hill

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When I was a kid, I took The Brady Bunch and The Partridge Family very seriously. It was a world to me in the same way that the Greek myths would have been had I read them. You know, Marcia is Athena and Mr. Brady is Zeus. – George Saunders

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You know sit with your arm around a little kid and read. It not only teaches them to read but it keeps the family strong. – Barbara Bush

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Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin to borrow money. Ive always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love. – Richard Pryor

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Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. – George Santayana

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I think illness is a family journey, no matter what the outcome. Everybody has to be allowed to process it and mourn and deal with it in their own way. – Marcia Wallace

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If you do not understand a man you cannot crush him. And if you do understand him, very probably you will not. – G. K. Chesterton

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I dont watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself. – Stephen Fry

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