Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeli

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Im less worried about accomplishment – as younger people always cant help but be – and more concerned with spending my time well, spending time with my family, and reading, learning things. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to ones family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control ones own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him. – Buddha

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Clearly older women and especially older women who have led an active life or elder women who successfully maneuver through their own family life have so much to teach us about sharing, patience, and wisdom. – Alice Walker

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If you share a common ancestor with somebody, youre related to them. It doesnt mean that youre going to invite them to the family reunion, but it means that you share DNA. I think its fascinating. – Henry Louis Gates

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Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction. – John F. Kennedy

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Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels. Hebrews 13:2 – Bible

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