Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeli

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, thats a bonus, and if you dont, you still wont hate going to work. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry. – Margaret Laurence

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My family is more important than my party. – Zell Miller

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I dont hide my feelings, but when it comes to illness, I guess I dont panic. My father was the same way. Im the provider for the family and the caretaker. If I panic, who is anybody going to run to? – Curt Schilling

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Its all about quality of life and finding a happy balance between work and friends and family. – Philip Green

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