Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeli

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I think with motherhood and child-rearing in general, everyones going to tell you how to do it and why. Ive always said to other mothers and women when theyve asked me, that you have to find your own way and find out what works for your family, at all costs. – Brooke Burke

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We cannot destroy kindred: our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break. – Marquise de Sévigné

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You can say I had a severe case of Roots envy. I wanted to be like Alex Haley, and I wanted to be able to… do my family tree back to the slave ship and then reverse the Middle Passage, as I like to put it, and find the tribe or ethnic group that I was from in Africa. – Henry Louis Gates

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My other family is Fleetwood Mac. I dont need the money, but theres an emotional need for me to go on the road again. Theres a love there were a band of brothers. – Stevie Nicks

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You know that family is going to be there for you no matter what. My dad gave me a freakin kidney! – Sarah Hyland

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I do have my ducks in line if I want to do it, but Id love to see the Republicans pick somebody that was going to win and take over this country and frankly, to use the expression, Make America great again. – Donald Trump

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And whats more Ive got no need for anyone to tell me how to do it. I am not interested. You act how you want to and leave me alone to do my own thing. – Olivier Martinez

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If 50 percent of your career is not filled with failure, youre not really successful. – John Larroquette

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