Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeli

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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dad
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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The dirty little secret is that the pool man, whos making $30,000 a year, is subsidizing the million-dollar mortgage for the family whose pool he cleans. No wonder people want to get rid of tax breaks for corporate jets. – Dee Dee Myers

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The blues was like that problem child that you may have had in the family. You was a little bit ashamed to let anybody see him, but you loved him. You just didnt know how other people would take it. – B. B. King

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I come from a family of losers, and Ive rejected my family as something I dont want to be like. – Sting

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Pray in your family daily, that yours may be in the number of the families who call upon God. – Christopher Love

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As many of you know I travel a good bit and do not get to see my friends and family as much as I would like. – Natalie Gulbis

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There is little less trouble in governing a private family than a whole kingdom. – Michel de Montaigne

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I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing. – Anais Nin

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Being an author is being in charge of your own personal insane asylum. – Terri Guillemets

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