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If youve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a re

If youve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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dad
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I want to be able to look back and say, Ive done everything I can, and I was successful. I dont want to look back and say I should have done this or that. Id like to change things for the younger generation of swimmers coming along. – Michael Phelps

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The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble. – Henry Miller

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Things do not change; we change. – Henry David Thoreau

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I never blame myself when Im not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isnt my fault that Im not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? – Yogi Berra

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Personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Nothing is easy to the unwilling. – Thomas Fuller

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