Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
If youve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a re

If youve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Family
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If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up? – Chuck Palahniuk

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If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading. – Lao Tzu

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Change will never happen when people lack the ability and courage to see themselves for who they are. – Bryant H. McGill

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To live is to change, and to be perfect is to have changed often. – John Henry Newman

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When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me? – Michel de Montaigne, Essays, 1580

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