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If youve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a re

If youve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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dad
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I say, If everybody in this house lives where its God first, friends and family second and you third, we wont ever have an argument. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I am a contradictory mess but I see it as my prerogative to change my mood like the weather. – Shirley Manson

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As a kid I had buck teeth and braces and acne. I hated what I saw. Im still not comfortable, but thats why I change and adapt the way I look. – Marilyn Manson

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It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. – Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Charles Darwin [By the by, “survival o

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You know, for 300 years its been kind of the same. There are restaurants in New Orleans that the menu hasnt changed in 125 years, so how is one going to change or evolve the food? – Emeril Lagasse

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Long after the bomb falls and you and your good deeds are gone, cockroaches will still be here, prowling the streets like armored cars. – Tama Janowitz

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The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth. – Antoine De Saint-Exupery

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