Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
I say, If everybody in this house lives where its God first, frien

I say, If everybody in this house lives where its God first, friends and family second and you third, we wont ever have an argument. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Family
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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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The American people know whats necessary to get this economy moving again. Its fiscal discipline in Washington, D.C. and across-the-board tax relief for working families, small businesses and family farms. – Mike Pence

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One, if you attack my integrity, I will defend myself. If you attack my patriotism, I will defend myself. If you come after my family, I will counter-attack viciously, I will destroy you. – Scott Ritter

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We cannot destroy kindred: our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break. – Marquise de Sévigné

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Until he lost all his money, my father was a successful north London Jewish businessman. He was unusual among his immediate family in that he was enormously cultured and had an incredible library. – Anthony Horowitz

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Life does not have a stop sign, only a speed limiter. – Harshit Bhattaram

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Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. – Jefferson Machamer

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