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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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The chains that bind us most closely are the ones we have broken. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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If you cry “Forward,” you must make plain in what direction to go. – Anton Chekhov

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People who look through keyholes are apt to get the idea that most things are keyhole shaped. – Author Unknown

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Not everything that is more difficult is more meritorious. – Saint Thomas Aquinas

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