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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. – Samuel Grafton

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Events and external objects are, so to speak, but a neutral substance, which receives its colour and its significance from our soul. – Alexandre Vinet (1797–1847)

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It is not easy, the choice between God and the devil, for it is presented to us as a choice between forgiveness and understanding. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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We envy others, for we see their lives in broad outline, while forced to live ours in every detail. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will be like Him. – Socrates

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Im a sucker for sad disco pop. – Sophie Ellis-Bextor

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Hatred is one long wait. – René Maran

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Im Irish. I think about death all the time. – Jack Nicholson

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