Steven Wright's Quote - I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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