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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Money
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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work
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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All religions issue bibles against him, and say most injurious things about him, but we never hear his side. – Mark Twain, about the Devil

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The tyrant is nothing but a slave turned inside out. – Herbert Spencer

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If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. – Francis Rabelais

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Technology favors horrible people. – Doug Coupland

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When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that its like the picked-on kid who has to become funny. – Scott Thompson

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Our government declared that it is conducting some kind of great reforms. In reality, no real reforms were begun and no one at any point has declared a coherent programme. – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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