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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Future
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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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work
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Perspective
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I have scarcely touched the sky and I am made of it. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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We have them just where they want us. – James T. Kirk

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Perspective

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. – Sid Caesar

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Perspective

There are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the truth. – Author Unknown

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I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree. – Joyce Kilmer

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Overcome evil with good. St. Paul – Bible

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Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. – Joseph Joubert

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Mother is a verb, not a noun. – Proverb

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Mothers