Steven Wright's Quote - I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of a faraway place. A traveler on the plane sees the farmhouse below and dreams of home. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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A full heart has room for everything and an empty heart has room for nothing. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them. – Martin Amis

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Not everything that is more difficult is more meritorious. – Saint Thomas Aquinas

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In union there is strength. – Aesop

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For globalization to work for America, it must work for working people. We should measure the success of our economy by the breadth of our middle class, and the scope of opportunity offered to the poorest child to climb into that middle class. – John J. Sweeney

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He who is slow to anger has great understanding, but he who has a hasty temper exalts folly. – Proverb

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I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 oclock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning. – Patty Duke

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