Steven Wright's Quote - I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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Not everything that is more difficult is more meritorious. – Saint Thomas Aquinas

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The answer to poverty is not charity, the solution to abortion is not laws, the key to saving the environment is not recycling. As Thoreau so wisely noted, we must strike at the root, not hack at the branches. – Terri Guillemets, “Comfort is not always the best medicine,” 1995

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Sin is geographical. – Bertrand Russell

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