Steven Wright's Quote - I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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Someone said, “The dead writers are remote from us because we know so much more than they did.” Precisely, and they are that which we know. – T.S. Eliot

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Emotion has taught mankind to reason. – Marquis de Vauvenargues

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In the presence of eternity, the mountains are as transient as the clouds. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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It takes a while, but eventually we appreciate that the people who were always there for the special occasions of our youth had other things to do. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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