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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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If we would see others as they see themselves, our shyness would soon become compassion. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The crash of the whole solar and stellar systems could only kill you once. – Thomas Carlyle

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There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so. – William Shakespeare, Hamlet, 1600

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What is a promiscuous person? It is usually someone who is getting more sex than you are. – Victor Lownes, Playboy, 1985

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Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out. – Michel de Montaigne

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Im probably a little more like my dad. But because of my mom, I never saw being a woman as being an impediment to being able to do something. She had her Ph.D. before I was born. – Mary Cheney

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They say marriage will change you but it didnt change me. Being in love changed me. – R. Kelly

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