I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright