Steven Wright's Quote - I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered F

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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