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Im dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. Its just strafi

Im dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. Its just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I dont have time for these clowns. – Charlie Sheen

Other quotes by Charlie Sheen

But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. – Charlie Sheen

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funny
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Its not an act. I love it. Its totally original. People go, Whats going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I dont know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. – Charlie Sheen

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Love
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Charlie Sheen
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The only thing Im addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. – Charlie Sheen

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Success
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Time
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Time heals what reason cannot. – Seneca

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Time

Time gives good advice. (El tiempo da buen consejo.) – Spanish proverb

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Time

Theyre trying to tell us that were not right, so we have to buy their products. The number one cause of mental illness is not knowing who you are and you cant know who you are if you dont spend time honoring yourself, and living in the present. – Naomi Judd

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Time

Theres much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less, and because numbness encourages laziness, you do fewer things, good or bad, and the worlds probably a better place for it. – Doug Coupland

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Random Quotes

A cup of wine is medicine, a gallon of wine is ruin. – Korean proverb

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Wine

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. – Washington Irving

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Humor

The spotlight will always be on me, but its something Im learning to live with as the years go by. – David Beckham

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Learning

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. – Marty Bucella

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Age