Steven Wright – Page 3

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright