By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller
