Billy Connolly's Quote - Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does w

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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill

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Its funny how people who aint never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. Its funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, Get up. Whats wrong with you? – Ice Cube

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If you aim at nothing, you will hit it every time. – Attributed to Zig Ziglar

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Never make eye contact while eating a banana. – Author unknown

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Facts are to the mind what food is to the body. – Edmund Burke

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We all have the right of freedom of speech under the First Amendment. We all dont have to agree with one another on our opinions. Everyone in my circle, that I run around with, we all feel the same about God, country, integrity and character. – Luke Scott

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