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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does w

Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, dont sit in the dark hiding. Its easy to hide and shout and waste peoples time. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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