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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does w

Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Weldings a mystery to me now. You cant go back, your life changes every day. – Billy Connolly

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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One lion thinks its just hilarious to tackle us. Hes very funny about it… and we always know when it will happen. – Tippi Hedren

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I think if actors dont think of themselves as funny in real life they think they cant do comedy. – Ben Barnes

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Time gives good advice. (El tiempo da buen consejo.) – Spanish proverb

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Men have defined the parameters of every subject. All feminist arguments, however radical in intent or consequence, are with or against assertions or premises implicit in the male system, which is made credible or authentic by the power of men to name. – Andrea Dworkin

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To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it. – G. K. Chesterton

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All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The Lord God made them all. – Cecil Frances Alexander

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