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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does w

Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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Its funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didnt plan out any huge career for myself. – Benicio Del Toro

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Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. – Mickey Rooney

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Acting is all about big hair and funny props… All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it. – Harold Ramis

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They that deny a God destroy mans nobility; for certainly man is of kin to the beasts by his body; and, if he be not of kin to God by his spirit, he is a base and ignoble creature. – Francis Bacon

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Or those war-clouds that gather on the horizon, dragon-crested, tongued with fire;—how is their barbed strength bridled? what bits are these they are champing with their vaporous lips… – John Ruskin, “The Cloud-Balancings”

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Every once in a while, you live long enough to get the respect that people didnt want to give while you were trying to become a senior citizen. – Gil Scott-Heron

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I think I have a dualistic nature. – Bob Dylan

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