Billy Connolly's Quote - Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does w

Quote by Billy Connolly

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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. – Billy Connolly

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