Quote by Billy Connolly
Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does w

Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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Imagination
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Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Weldings a mystery to me now. You cant go back, your life changes every day. – Billy Connolly

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Its a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyones on heat. Its a strange energy. Its full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music. – Alice Englert

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Its a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. Weve got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, weve explored some of the secondary characters personal lives a bit more. – Matt Groening

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Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

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Its funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. – Nick Offerman

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funny

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But there is a corollary to freedom and thats personal responsibility, and the real challenge is how you generate that personal responsibility without imposing it. – Esther Dyson

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Ive suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. – Richard Armour

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Im blessed and I thank God for every day for everything that happens for me. – Lil Wayne

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