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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does w

Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, dont sit in the dark hiding. Its easy to hide and shout and waste peoples time. – Billy Connolly

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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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I dont think, Gee, Id like to dress this person. There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship. – Marc Jacobs

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Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. Bridesmaids is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as Bad Teacher. – Chris Pratt

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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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I am a lie who always speaks the truth. – Jean Cocteau

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Im in a comic book now. That was cool. Thats something that Im still sorta reeling about, cause I read comics as a kid. Someone drew me, and actually did a pretty good job! – Rutina Wesley

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Every morning I wake up and thank God. – Aaron Neville

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My acting career began at age three and my parents got me into it. I was in a McDonalds commercial. – Corey Feldman

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