There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. – Billy Connolly
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. – Billy Connolly
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, dont sit in the dark hiding. Its easy to hide and shout and waste peoples time. – Billy Connolly
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly
All sounds are sharper in winter; the air transmits better. At night I hear more distinctly the steady roar of the North Mountain. In summer it is a sort of complacent purr, as the breezes stroke down its sides; but in winter always the same low, sullen growl. – John Burroughs, “The Snow-Walkers,” 1866