There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. – Billy Connolly
Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. – Billy Connolly
Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesnt try it on. – Billy Connolly
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, dont sit in the dark hiding. Its easy to hide and shout and waste peoples time. – Billy Connolly