There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. – Billy Connolly
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly
There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. – Billy Connolly
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, dont sit in the dark hiding. Its easy to hide and shout and waste peoples time. – Billy Connolly
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly
He who marvels at the beauty of the world in summer will find equal cause for wonder and admiration in winter…. In winter the stars seem to have rekindled their fires, the moon achieves a fuller triumph, and the heavens wear a look of a more exalted simplicity. – John Burroughs, “The Snow-Walkers,” 1866