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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sal

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Frank Carson
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Frank Carson
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage
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Other Quotes from
car
category

Is there some risk every day we walk out our front door? Every time we get in our car? Yeah. Are we materially less safe now than we were 10 years ago? Whatever delta there is, its very small. – John Hickenlooper

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car

My first car was a motorcycle. – Adam Carolla

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car

People go to car races to watch the crashes. – Johnny Knoxville

Category:
car

Theres a lot of stress… but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window. – Dan Brown

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car

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When I saw corruption, I was forced to find truth on my own. I couldnt swallow the hypocrisy. – Barry White

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Truth

Louis Malle was the best filmmaker Ive ever worked with. He was such an artist. He was dealing with the theme of innocence and experience. – Brooke Shields

Category:
Experience

The parents have a right to say that no teacher paid by their money shall rob their children of faith in God and send them back to their homes skeptical, or infidels, or agnostics, or atheists. – William Jennings Bryan

Category:
Faith

We did not go to war in Afghanistan or in Iraq to, quote, impose democracy. We went to war in both places because we saw those regimes as a threat to the United States. – Paul Wolfowitz

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War