Quote by Frank Carson
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Other Quotes from
car
category

Its not a case of look at me in my car its more, look at the car. I like the idea of other people enjoying them, because everything has become a bit faceless and nobody likes the motor car any more. – Jay Kay

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car

I think that people dont know how to do anything anymore. My father was a janitor. He could take a car apart and put it back together. He could build a house in the back yard. Today, if you ask people what they know, they say, I know how to hire someone. – Walter Mosley

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car

As I was coming out of the closet, our car was hurtling over an embankment. – Lance Loud

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car

Ive always been a bit of a car freak. – Eric Bana

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car

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Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention without having to actually show up somewhere… You dont have to dress up, for instance, and you cant hear them boo you right away. – Anne Lamott

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Like everything metaphysical the harmony between thought and reality is to be found in the grammar of the language. – Ludwig Wittgenstein

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