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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sal

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Okay, lets talk about cartoon labels for half a second – some people think anything with a dog or a car or a colorful alien is garbage, which is not true. Look at Big Moose Red. Its, like, a $6 wine with a cheesy label, and its actually a solid wine. – Gary Vaynerchuk

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car

I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car. – David Byrne

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car

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG. – Bill Gates

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car

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The State must follow, and not lead, the character and progress of the citizen. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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We are in desperate need of a well-done romantic lesbian comedy. – Jill Bennett

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Power doesnt corrupt people, people corrupt power. – William Gaddis

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Human intelligence may not be the best trick nature has to offer. – Bryant H. McGill

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