Logo
Quote by Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sal

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Category:
Marriage
Author
Frank Carson
Read Quote

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Category:
funny
Author
Frank Carson
Read Quote

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

Category:
Health
Author
Frank Carson
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
car
category

I borrowed my friends car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a car and literally this is true, in the first day of borrowing the car, I got three tickets and I rear-ended it. – Emily Mortimer

Category:
car

Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out. – David Alan Grier

Category:
car

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. – Russell Baker

Category:
car

These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when Im washing the dishes, driving to the store and walking down the aisles. The ones that you sing when youre driving in the car and as a singer you always go back to them. – Al Jarreau

Category:
car

Random Quotes

Better break your word than do worse in keeping it. – Thomas Fuller

Category:
Promises

O sweet, delusive Noon, Which the morning climbs to find, O moment sped too soon, And morning left behind. – Helen Hunt Jackson

Category:
Morning

A bank book makes good reading — better than some novels. – Harry Lauder

Category:
Money

The bringing-about of order is the first and fundamental task of government. We accept limits on our rights for the sake of a larger social compact all the time. – Jon Meacham

Category:
Government