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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sal

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Frank Carson
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Other Quotes from
car
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I always keep a ball in the car. You never know. – Hakeem Olajuwon

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car

I remember things that happened sixty years ago, but if you ask me where I left my car keys five minutes ago, thats sometimes a problem. – Lou Thesz

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car

Johnny Guitar… just one of my favorite singers of all time. I met him when we were both on the road with Johnny Otis in the 50s when I was a teenager. We traveled the country in a car together.I would hear him sing every night. – Etta James

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car

I arrived in California with no job, no car, and no money, but, like millions of other girls, a dream. – Victoria Principal

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car

Random Quotes

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. – Betsy Salkind

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Medical

Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. – Pierce Harris, Atlanta Journal

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Memory

Rest assured that whatever station of life we are placed, princely or lowly, it contains the lessons and experiences necessary at the moment for our evolution, and gives us the best advantage for the development of ourselves. – Edward Bach

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best

Even now, when I try and think of band names just randomly, Im so thankful that fun. is the name of the band. I never really think twice about it. It is so simple and so easy. – Nate Ruess

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thankful