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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sal

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Frank Carson
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage
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We have some worse scenarios for which we need to prepare as companies. For the moment, were planning for the worst, and the worst is now, and the car market is down more than 15 percent in France. There is so much uncertainty. – Carlos Ghosn

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car

People dont understand that it was maybe my biggest pleasure to drive an F1 car when its wet. – Alain Prost

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car

I have a 6-year-old, and his thing is to turn on Radio Disney in the car, and I get such an allergic reaction to listening to that music and the context into which it falls. Im really working on him about that. – Aimee Mann

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car

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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car

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God will never give you anything you cant handle, so dont stress. – Kelly Clarkson

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In a state therefore of great equality and virtue, where pure and simple manners prevailed, the increase of the human species would evidently be much greater than any increase that has been hitherto known. – Thomas Malthus

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Why resist temptation? There will always be more. – Don Herold

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. – Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

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