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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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The rule with marriage is the less you talk about it the better, as far as I can tell. – Jennifer Garner

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Marriage, at this point in my life? Im not interested in it. Yet. Maybe later when Im 35 or 40. – Amanda Seyfried

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Im certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage, but it somehow eludes them. – James Dobson

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Ive always been clear, I support the traditional definition of marriage. – Stephen Harper

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Literature flourishes best when it is half a trade and half an art. – William Ralph Inge

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Ive got no respect for any young man who wont join the colors. – Nathan Bedford Forrest

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