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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. – Langdon Mitchell

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My marriage had been impulsive. That marriage should have been short-lived instead of the 23 years it spanned. – Joseph Barbera

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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged. – Al Goldstein

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Marriage

I opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996. It should be repealed and I will vote for its repeal on the Senate floor. I will also oppose any proposal to amend the U.S. Constitution to ban gays and lesbians from marrying. – Barack Obama

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Its funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. – Nick Offerman

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The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums. – Peter De Vries

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Not what I have, but what I do is my kingdom. – Thomas Carlyle

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The power of imagination makes us infinite. – John Muir

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