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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Other Quotes from
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Its so easy to grow apart marriage takes work. – Courteney Cox

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Marriage

I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading. – Vera Brittain

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Marriage

Same-sex marriage is not the future. – Maggie Gallagher

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Marriage

Although we hardly see each other off the set, Joy and I get along well when we do. As far as the marriage between Nathan and Haley, I think they are young and will see the reality of the situation eventually. – James Lafferty

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Marriage

Random Quotes

Every person, all the events of your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you. – Richard Bach

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Choice

The sound of gentle stillness after all the thunder and wind have passed will the ultimate Word from God. – Jim Elliot

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God

If youre an original thinker, you are going get told no a lot, and you have to be able to hear no many times from the bankers and trust that at some point, someone is going to recognize that you are an artist and not a can of soda. – Nick Offerman

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Trust

Language is the means of getting an idea from my brain into yours without surgery. – Mark Amidon

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Ideas