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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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I grew up in a Hindu household but went to a Roman Catholic school. I grew up with a mother who said, Ill arrange a marriage for you at 18, but she also said that we could achieve anything we put our minds to an encourage us to dream of becoming prime minister or president. – Indra Nooyi

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Marriage

Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage. – Henry Adams

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Marriage

Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson

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Marriage

There are few more powerful tools for promoting stability than the institution of marriage. – Iain Duncan Smith

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Marriage

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The art of living does not consist in preserving and clinging to a particular mode of happiness, but in allowing happiness to change its form without being disappointed by the change; happiness, like a child, must be allowed to grow up. – Charles L. Morgan

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Wish for nothing so much that you forget to make it come true. – Jeb Dickerson, jebdickerson.com

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Wise Words

He wants only to rest and to have a little peace. – Luciano Pavarotti

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Peace

War is a racket. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives. – Smedley Butler

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