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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Other Quotes from
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I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I dont care if its called marriage. I dont care if its called, you know, domestic partnership. I dont care what its called. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Marriage

Spending only what the country can afford, rewarding savings, encouraging independence, supporting marriage: people know that these things are common sense. – William Hague

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Marriage

My argument is simple, which is, that for several thousand years in Western civilization, marriage has been the union of one man and one woman. Research is overwhelming that children need mothers and fathers. – Gary Bauer

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Marriage

Although we hardly see each other off the set, Joy and I get along well when we do. As far as the marriage between Nathan and Haley, I think they are young and will see the reality of the situation eventually. – James Lafferty

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Marriage

Random Quotes

We know too much, and are convinced of too little. Our literature is a substitute for religion, and so is our religion. – T. S. Eliot

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Religion

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. – C. S. Lewis

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God

My dreams are of water. And my nightmares. – Siouxsie Sioux

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Dreams

Im thankful that I have lived long enough to become a legend, and I hope I deserve it. – Ralph Stanley

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