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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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I dont know if Im built for marriage. – Jamie Foxx

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It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Our black president cant say that hes for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me. – Mario Cantone

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If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down. – Tony Snow

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