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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse. – Author Unknown

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Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. – Madeleine de Scudery

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Marriage

Marriage is a reflection of your life in general: how you treat people, how you argue, how secure you are in your own thoughts. How vehemently do you argue your point of view? With what disdain do you view the others point of view? – William Shatner

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Marriage

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. – Juvenal, Satires

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Mom thinks I live in this dream world where everybodys Ivana Trump. – Kathie Lee Gifford

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To shake your rump is to be environmentally aware. – David Byrne

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Only free men can negotiate. A prisoner cannot enter into contracts. – Nelson Mandela

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I look up to people who succeed in accomplishing their dreams. – Joanna Noelle Levesque

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