I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson
Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson
I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading. – Vera Brittain