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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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The definition of marriage cannot be disputed. Its right there in black and white and its been the same since the start of Wikipedia. – Jesse Tyler Ferguson

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I lost my second marriage because of drinking, and I loved the woman very much. But I thought I needed booze to write. Im glad I was disabused. – Barry Hannah

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Marriage is a risk I think its a great and glorious risk, as long as you embark on the adventure in the same spirit. – Cate Blanchett

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We cant destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage. – Robin Morgan

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War is organized murder and torture against our brothers. – Alfred Adler

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