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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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My father and mother were second cousins, though they did not meet till shortly before their marriage. – Patrick White

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I think the institution of marriage is a great idea, but for me its just an idea. – Lara Flynn Boyle

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Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain. – Proverb

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American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them. – Florence King

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Jealousy is the great exaggerator. – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Conspiracy of Fiesco, 1783

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I always tell people, Im a better swimmer because Im a mom and a better mom because Im swimmer. – Amanda Beard

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mom

What a wee little part of a persons life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. – Mark Twain

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Is the patience of the American people that long suffering? Is there no outrage left in the country? – Andrew Greeley

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