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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Other Quotes from
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Ive always been clear, I support the traditional definition of marriage. – Stephen Harper

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Marriage

I was glad to hear of that determination as I detest the practice of cousins marrying or any marriage between persons in which there can be traced the most distant relationship. I go for the improvement instead of the deterioration of our race. – Ezra Cornell

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Marriage

Our national media refuses to report that even the Supreme Court did not say marriage was a human right in all cases nor did it say that the heterosexual definition violated anyones right or that the heterosexual definition of marriage was unconstitutional. – Stockwell Day

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Marriage

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. – A.P. Herbert

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Marriage

Random Quotes

My wife is the most awesome person in the universe. Shes made this experience much less miserable for me, with her compassion, patience and understanding. – Wil Wheaton

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Patience

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something. – Chauncey Depew

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Enjoyment

Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort. – Mason Cooley

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Psychology

Once upon a time my political opponents honored me as possessing the fabulous intellectual and economic power by which I created a worldwide depression all by myself. – Herbert Hoover

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power