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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Other Quotes from
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Although we hardly see each other off the set, Joy and I get along well when we do. As far as the marriage between Nathan and Haley, I think they are young and will see the reality of the situation eventually. – James Lafferty

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Marriage

You cant wake up one day and say Im for gay marriage, and wake up the next day and say Im against it. Wake up one day and say, Im pro-choice, and the next day wake up and say, Im pro-life. Theres no credibility there. – Roger Stone

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Marriage

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. – Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love

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Marriage

It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

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Marriage

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I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me. – Isaac Newton (1642–1727), spoken the evening before his death

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Miscellaneous

Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times. – Gustave Flaubert

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History

When youre used to being prepared to reject conventional wisdom, it leaves you open to learn more. – Mayim Bialik

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Wisdom

I have taken this step because I want the discipline, the fire and the authority of the Church. I am hopelessly unworthy of it, but I hope to become worthy. – Edith Sitwell

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Hope