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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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If its not working before you get married, marriage isnt going to fix it. – Courtney Thorne Smith

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Marriage

If Republicans want to be seen as more compassionate, they should continue to stand proudly for the sanctify of life and marriage. And they should do so without apologizing. – Gary Bauer

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Marriage

A mans love, till it has been chastened and fastened by the feeling of duty which marriage brings with it, is instigated mainly by the difficulty of pursuit. – Anthony Trollope

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Marriage

I guess you kind of got to realize that once you in a marriage, whatever it is, you gotta deal with it. Not necessarily that you got to accept it, but you have to deal with it and try your best to make it work for you, for the both of you. – Faith Evans

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It is foolish to tear ones hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Boxing, mixed martial arts and tennis are the hardest sports to train for. – Andy Murray

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Art disturbs, science reassures. – Georges Braque, Le Jour et la nuit

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I dont see how the party that says its the party of the family is going to adopt an immigration policy which destroys families that have been here a quarter century. – Newt Gingrich

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