Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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Any sex outside of the marriage bond between a man and a woman is violating Gods law. – Jerry Falwell

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Marriage

I prepare myself for rehearsals like I would for marriage. – Maria Callas

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Marriage

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. – Tommy Manville

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Marriage

So I really did stop and change what I saw I was about, and really try to put that principle into play as the center of everything – my friendships, my marriage, my career, my family, my way of being in the world. And that changed everything for me. – Kathy Mattea

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Marriage

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In this bright future you cant forget your past. – Bob Marley

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Future

Im an advocate of the great Dr. Johnson, the English man of letters who said that patriotism was the last refuge of the scoundrel. – George Galloway

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Patriotism

From age 16, I lived and breathed wine. I read every magazine and book about wine. – Gary Vaynerchuk

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Age

The sky is not less blue because the blind man does not see it. – Danish proverb

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Facts