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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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After marriage, the other mans wife looks more beautiful. – Navjot Singh Sidhu

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A marriage doesnt have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other. – Jessica Simpson

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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first. – Adela Rogers St. Johns

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