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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence? – Author Unknown

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Of course, the simple explanation of the fact is that marriage is the most important act of mans life in Europe or America, and that everything depends upon it. – Lafcadio Hearn

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It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. – Jane Austen

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Marriage should be a duet – when one sings, the other claps. – Joe Murray

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The future depends entirely on what each of us does every day a movement is only people moving. – Gloria Steinem

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Let a new earth rise. Let another world be born. Let a bloody peace be written in the sky. Let a second generation full of courage issue forth let a people loving freedom come to growth. – Margaret Walker

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[W]hat a severe yet master artist old Winter is…. No longer the canvas and the pigments, but the marble and the chisel. – John Burroughs, “The Snow-Walkers,” 1866

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I think the fact that I was raised in show business, in New York City, in the 50s, thats affected my personality to the point that Im a little different. – Christopher Walken

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