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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Frank Carson
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Frank Carson
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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In December 1998, I considered myself an expert on love. I was almost a year into a relationship, one that had grown more slowly than I had wished, but once it flowered it was much more stimulating than any marriage or relationship I had known. – Jane Smiley

Category:
Marriage

I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years. – Darrell Royal

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Marriage

I think there are some people in life who are not marriage material and Chris is one of them. – Sharon Gless

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Marriage

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. – Jane Austen

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Marriage

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Theres a fine line between stubbornness and the positive side of that, which is dogged determination. – Jeb Bush

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positive

It is not time or opportunity that is to determine intimacy;– it is disposition alone. Seven years would be insufficient to make some people acquainted with each other, and seven days are more than enough for others. – Jane Austen

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Love :: Relationships

Religious people often prefer to be right rather than compassionate. Often, they dont want to give up their egotism. They want their religion to endorse their ego, their identity. – Karen Armstrong

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Religion

I guess you kind of got to realize that once you in a marriage, whatever it is, you gotta deal with it. Not necessarily that you got to accept it, but you have to deal with it and try your best to make it work for you, for the both of you. – Faith Evans

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Marriage