Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and dont hang around with psycho coke fiends. – Joe Rogan

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I think gay marriage should be the national law. – Rose McGowan

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Ive had an exciting time I married for love and got a little money along with it. – Rose Kennedy

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Marriage

It became plain very soon after our marriage that ours was to be a literary partnership. – Mary Augusta Ward

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An apology might help, but you can change your life without one. – Robin Quivers

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Our incomes are like our shoes if too small, they gall and pinch us but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip. – John Locke

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I may be accused or rashness, but not sluggishness. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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No one can remember more than three points. – Philip Crosby

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