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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Frank Carson
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Marriage
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I am for gay marriage. Or same-sex marriage. I dont want to say it the wrong way. I think people are sensitive to it. I have been painted as being this right-wing zealot on choice. Nothing could be further from the truth. – Harold Ford

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Marriage

I think its something that needs to be said – that there are interracial marriages out there, and the couples live happy lives, and theres nothing wrong with it. – Tia Mowry

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Marriage

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you were on your own. – Eddie Cantor

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Marriage

People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier. – Mary Wesley

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Marriage

Random Quotes

He bites his tongue who speaks in haste. – Turkish Proverb

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Haste

We are taught to consume. And thats what we do. But if we realized that there really is no reason to consume, that its just a mind set, that its just an addiction, then we wouldnt be out there stepping on peoples hands climbing the corporate ladder of success. – River Phoenix

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Success

Every artist was first an amateur. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Art

Go beyond science, into the region of metaphysics. Real religion is beyond argument. It can only be lived both inwardly and outwardly. – Swami Sivananda

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Religion