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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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In December 1998, I considered myself an expert on love. I was almost a year into a relationship, one that had grown more slowly than I had wished, but once it flowered it was much more stimulating than any marriage or relationship I had known. – Jane Smiley

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Marriage

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson

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Marriage

Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage. – Henry Adams

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Marriage

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. – Peter De Vries

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Marriage

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If I have made an appointment with you, I owe you punctuality, I have no right to throw away your time, if I do my own. – Richard Cecil

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I am convinced that the best service a retired general can perform is to turn in his tongue along with his suit, and to mothball his opinions. – Omar Bradley

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I dont think of myself as a role model. I do try to live in a compassionate, considerate and positive way. The only advice I can offer is to find what you love to do, find the joy in it, and express yourself through your passion. – Barry Williams

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positive

“Give us this day our daily bread” is probably the most perfectly constructed and useful sentence ever set down in the English language. – P.J. Wingate

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Prayer