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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Frank Carson
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Other Quotes from
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One was never married, and thats his hell another is, and thats his plague. – Robert Burton

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Marriage

Ive never really been very good at marriage. Its one of my failures. Ive tried my best, but I do realise the common denominator is me its something Im doing. – Len Goodman

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Marriage

Marriage, like money, is still with us and, like money, progressively devalued. – Robert Graves

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Marriage

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond. – Thomas Love Peacock

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Marriage

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It is not a disgrace to fail. Failing is one of the greatest arts in the world. – Charles Kettering

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Failure

Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men. – George Jean Nathan

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Politics

And where does magic come from? I think that magics in the learning. – Dar Williams

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Learning

Its lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself. – Muhammad Ali

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Faith