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Quote by Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Frank Carson
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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Most of these alternative arrangements, so-called, arise out of the ruins of marriages, not as an improvement of old fashioned marriage. – Christopher Lasch

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Marriage

I definitely believe in marriage. – Michael Strahan

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Marriage

I say I never wanna get married. I feel trapped with the idea of marriage. How can you really be with somebody forever? Id get bored! As I get older, I dont settle. Id rather tell somebody This is what I want – take it or leave it. – Amanda Bynes

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Marriage

The only good husbands stay bachelors: Theyre too considerate to get married. – Finley Peter Dunne

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Marriage

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The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time. – Johann Kaspar Lavater

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Problems are solved on the spot, as soon as they arise. No front-line employee has to wait for a supervisors permission. – Jan Carlzon

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Problems

I have quite a few different Bibles. Having rejected my parents religion, I still think the King James Bible is the most important work of literature in English. None of us can help being influenced by it. – Ken Follet

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Religion

We travellers are in very hard circumstances. If we say nothing but what has been said before us, we are dull and have observed nothing. If we tell anything new, we are laughed at as fabulous and romantic. – Mary Wortley Montagu

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