I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson
Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson
Culture, what you believe, what you value, how you live matters. Now, as fundamental as these principles are, they may become topics of democratic debates from time to time, so it is today with the enduring institution of marriage. Marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. – Mitt Romney