Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson
Walking is magic. Cant recommend it highly enough. I read that Plato and Aristotle did much of their brilliant thinking together while ambulating. The movement, the meditation, the health of the blood pumping, and the rhythm of footsteps…this is a primal way to connect with ones deeper self. – Paula Cole