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Quote by Frank Carson
Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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Other Quotes from
Health
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Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel elope, buy a place together upstate, renounce their sweet teeth, and turn into health fanatics. – Sloane Crosley

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Health

The bottom line is that the human body is complex and subtle, and oversimplifying – as common sense sometimes impels us to do – can be hazardous to your health. – Andrew Weil

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Health

Recent demonstration projects have shown that with some Federal support, a little funding can go a long way toward ensuring that low-income children have access to good oral health care. – Michael K. Simpson

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Health

The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind. – G.K. Chesterton

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Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you. – Author unknown

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Pessimism only describes an attitude, and not facts, and hence is entirely subjective. – Francis Parker Yockey

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Tree pose grows confidence. It roots me to this world. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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The fundamental purpose of government is to protect its citizens. – Arlen Specter

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