Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson
It is important for women to have a choice, to have an opportunity to plan their families, because if they dont, the Republicans have said this is an ownership society. You are on your own, and theyre going to begrudge that child everything, from WIC to a Pell Grant to health insurance. – Gwen Moore
And so to those who suggest that we are somehow harming young women by encouraging them to take charge of their health we say this: We are not harming young women by educating them. We are arming them with information that they will carry with them throughout their lives. – Debbie Wasserman Schultz