Quote by Frank Carson
Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Health
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In the face of such overwhelming statistical possibilities hypochondria has always seemed to me to be the only rational position to take on life. – John Diamond, C: Because Cowards Get Cancer Too, 1998

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Health

Theres lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they havent got time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings

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Health

A desire to be in charge of our own lives, a need for control, is born in each of us. It is essential to our mental health, and our success, that we take control. – Robert Foster Bennett

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Health

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness. – Anacharsis

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Health

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The nature of oratory is such that there has always been a tendency among politicians and clergymen to oversimplify complex matters. From a pulpit or a platform even the most conscientious of speakers finds it very difficult to tell the whole truth. – Aldous Huxley

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After all, what is your hosts purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself if that were their sole purpose, theyd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. – P. J. ORourke

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