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Quote by Frank Carson
Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Other Quotes from
Health
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Walking is magic. Cant recommend it highly enough. I read that Plato and Aristotle did much of their brilliant thinking together while ambulating. The movement, the meditation, the health of the blood pumping, and the rhythm of footsteps…this is a primal way to connect with ones deeper self. – Paula Cole

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Health

The study also included the disturbing revelation that most of the troops who reported having mental health problems also reported that they did not seek or did not receive care for their problems. – John M. McHugh

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Health

Yes. I think the anti-Wal-Mart is Costco, which pays much better and has much better health benefits and which is profitable and offers low prices. – Barbara Ehrenreich

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Health

Todays business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs do not make anyones job easy. But that does not mean that the humor need stop. – Allen Klein

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Health

Random Quotes

Whenever anyone says, theoretically, they really mean, not really. – Dave Parnas

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Science

All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Writing
[Marriage] …the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue. – Mrs Patrick Campbell

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Weddings

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Wise Words