Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson
Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson
Protestantism has the method of Jesus with His secret too much left out of mind; Catholicism has His secret with His method too much left out of mind; neither has His unerring balance, His intuition, His sweet reasonableness. But both have hold of a great truth, and get from it a great power. – Matthew Arnold