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Quote by Frank Carson
Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Frank Carson
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Health
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We each have a personal myth, a vision of who we really are and what we want. Health means that part of what you want is to give to others. – George Weinberg

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Health

Exuberant health is always, as such, sickness also. – Theodor Adorno

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Health

Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful. – Denis Diderot

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Health

Women are half the population and they know how to take care of themselves, if they are only given access to health care. – Cynthia Nixon

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Health

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People think of the inventor as a screwball, but no one ever asks the inventor what he thinks of other people. – Charles Kettering

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I used to be hung up on my figure, but its a waste of time. I dont believe in diets. Have four pints one night, be healthy the next. – Sophie Ellis Bextor

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One hour of contemplation surpasses sixty years of worship. – Muhammad

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If you get upset when the toast burns, what are you going to do when your house burns down? – Author Unknown

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