Quote by Frank Carson
Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Health
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I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it content. – Lauren Bacall

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Health

Money is the most envied, but the least enjoyed. Health is the most enjoyed, but the least envied. – Charles Caleb Colton

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Health

Even if you walk exactly the same route each time – as with a sonnet – the events along the route cannot be imagined to be the same from day to day, as the poets health, sight, his anticipations, moods, fears, thoughts cannot be the same. – A. R. Ammons

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Health

The great equalizer is health. If you dont have it, youre screwed. – Jami Gertz

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Health

Random Quotes

It is not impossibilities which fill us with the deepest despair, but possibilities which we have failed to realize. – Robert Mallett, Apostilles, 1972

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Self

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar

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Family

Ive just been learning how to direct my own videos, choreography, doing costumes… every creative opportunity there is with my music Ive taken. – Santigold

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Learning

The one who wills is the one who can. – Proverb

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Will, Willpower