Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson
I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson
The fact is, if our primary legislative goals are to repeal and replace the health spending bill to end the bailouts cut spending and shrink the size and scope of government, the only way to do all these things it is to put someone in the White House who wont veto any of these things. – Mitch McConnell