If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen
If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen