Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
Islam exhorts men to respect and honor women. The status of the wife is so respected in Islam that it is not obligatory for her to do household chores. She may do them of her own accord. But if her husband forces her to do household work, he will have to account for his conduct in the hereafter. – Anon.