Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen