Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
Men renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women; and what is left, according to men, is one piece of flesh a few inches long, the penis. The penis is sensate; the penis is the man; the man is human; the penis signifies humanity. – Andrea Dworkin