Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen
Man, so far as natural science by itself is able to teach us, is no longer the final cause of the universe, the Heaven-descended heir of all the ages. His very existence is an accident, his story a brief and transitory episode in the life of one of the meanest of the planets. – Arthur Balfour
Men renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women; and what is left, according to men, is one piece of flesh a few inches long, the penis. The penis is sensate; the penis is the man; the man is human; the penis signifies humanity. – Andrea Dworkin