Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
Its hard for women who make a lot of money and make decisions all day long, then they have to come home and be Stupid Sally. Men need respect, and they need to know that they can lead in the relationship, so even if they dont make the most money they need to be able to call the shots. – Patti Stanger