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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed

Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen

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Where there is a mother in the home, matters go well. – Amos Bronson Alcott

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Im still a kid. Im like six years old. But its just a matter of wanting to get up, its just a big journey. I felt like when I left home that I was on a journey, and I still am. – Heath Ledger

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I go home and dont get treated any differently. People have known me all my life and are interested and very supportive but because they have known me forever I dont get any diva treatment. My mum still tells me off if I havent loaded the dishwasher for her. – Katherine Jenkins

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Like your homes closets, your financial clutter needs an overhaul every now and again, and the payoff will go far beyond the psychic satisfaction of neatening up. – Suze Orman

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The truth is, sex doesnt mean that much to me now. – Lana Turner

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I really care about this stuff, I care about movies, and you just have to be strong and dont be stupid freedom of choice is a big responsibility, and Im lucky enough not to have to just take any movie to pay the rent, so theres no need to be greedy. – Jonah Hill

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