Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen