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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed

Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen

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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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funny
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

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When I was at home, I felt loved and safe. My sisters were always a safe haven for me. I knew they would always play with me and make me feel like I was one of them. – Khloe Kardashian

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I think my children know that Mothers priority is to be with them first. But I dont think it has to be an either/or situation. Work is very important to me, and it wouldnt be in the best interest of my children for me to stay home seven days a week. – Jane Pauley

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To have the opportunity to complete the slam at the Open at St Andrews, the home of golf, is something I will never ever forget. – Tiger Woods

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Marrying a man is like buying something youve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesnt always go with everything else in the house. – Jean Kerr

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Remorse is virtues root; its fair increase are fruits of innocence and blessedness. – William Cullen Bryant

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A person is neither whole nor healthy without the memories of photo albums. They are the storybook of our lives. They provide a nostalgic escape from the tormented days of the present. – Patrick Garry

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