Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen