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I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if

I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. – Joe Rogan

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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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Whats funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually. – Stephenie Meyer

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So often, I read scripts and am like, This would never happen in real life. Its not trying to be funny. Its trying to be serious. – Shailene Woodley

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