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I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if

I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan

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Never stay in a bad marriage, and dont hang around with psycho coke fiends. – Joe Rogan

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The funny thing is Im not bothered or sad about being on my own – after all Ive never had a husband. – Francesca Annis

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