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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something wa

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan

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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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I would be married, but Id have no wife, I would be married to a single life. – Charles Bukowski

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Mans ultimate concern must be expressed symbolically, because symbolic language alone is able to express the ultimate. – Paul Tillich

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Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her the better for it. Neatness and fashion are enough for the former, and a something of shabbiness or impropriety will be most endearing to the latter. – Jane Austen

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Human beings should be held accountable. Leave God alone. He has enough problems. – Elie Wiesel

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