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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something wa

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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Never stay in a bad marriage, and dont hang around with psycho coke fiends. – Joe Rogan

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The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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Music is amazing. Theres some metaphysical comfort where it allows you to be isolated and alone while telling you that you are not alone… truly, the only cure for sadness is to share it with someone else. – Wayne Coyne

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Human beings should be held accountable. Leave God alone. He has enough problems. – Elie Wiesel

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I would rather be alone and a loud voice for action than be silent. – Susan Rice

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I dont wanna hear nobody complain that theyre getting paid all this money and people wont leave them alone. Its part of it. – Mark Wahlberg

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