Quote by Joe Rogan
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something wa

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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Imagination
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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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Sports
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I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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I have never been able to grasp the meaning of time. I dont believe it exists. Ive felt this again and again, when alone and out in nature. On such occasions, time does not exist. Nor does the future exist. – Thor Heyerdahl

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Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. – Horace

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I dont want to be alone, I want to be left alone. – Audrey Hepburn

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I dont think nationalism is alone holding the field its in contention with a lot of different things. – Peter Singer

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