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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something wa

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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I restore myself when Im alone. – Marilyn Monroe

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alone

The private interest of the individual would not be sufficiently provided for by reasonable and cool self-love alone therefore the appetites and passions are placed within as a guard and further security, without which it would not be taken due care of. – Joseph Butler

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alone

You have to respect your audience. Without them, youre essentially standing alone, singing to yourself. – K. D. Lang

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alone

I never said, I want to be alone. I only said, I want to be left alone. There is all the difference. – Greta Garbo

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alone

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We live in a media world simultaneously obsessed with technology and personality. – Eric Alterman

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When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them, they show us the state of our decay. – Brian Aldiss

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I just really think every job I do, I get this gypsy attitude to money. – Jessica Brown Findlay

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I know the world is filled with troubles and many injustices. But reality is as beautiful as it is ugly. I think it is just as important to sing about beautiful mornings as it is to talk about slums. I just couldnt write anything without hope in it. – Oscar Hammerstein II

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