I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns
Maybe back in the day you didnt need to be the greatest looking to be on TV and you didnt need to speak the best, but in this day and age, I think you need to be the package. You need to look the part for your sponsors, you need to be able to speak the part for the media and to big CEOs. – Danica Patrick