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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. – Author Unknown

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings

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Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. – Smiley Blanton

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When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism! – David Starr Jordan

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Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno

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