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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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great
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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Age
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If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. – Carrie Latet

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Dogs

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. – Jerome K. Jerome

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Dogs

The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. – Portuguese Proverb

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Dogs

Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs are… – Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889

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Every morning I wake up and thank God. – Aaron Neville

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God

The world is the best of all possible worlds, and everything in it is a necessary evil. – Francis H. Bradley

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Optimism

I feel like Ive never had a home, you know? I feel related to the country, to this country, and yet I dont know exactly where I fit in… Theres always this kind of nostalgia for a place, a place where you can reckon with yourself. – Sam Shepard

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All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing. – Maurice Maeterlinck

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Death