Quote by Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Love
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. – Konrad Lorenz

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Dogs

Who loves me will love my dog also. – Proverb

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Dogs

If you dont own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Roger Caras

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Dogs

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Author Unknown

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Dogs

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