Quote by Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles M. Schulz

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash

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Extraordinary creature! So close a friend, and yet so remote. – Thomas Mann

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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