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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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War
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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. – Agnes Repplier

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You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself that my father bought me. They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell. – Emily Dickinson

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Dogs

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. – Woodrow Wilson

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The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. – Portuguese Proverb

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Random Quotes

My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness. – Dalai Lama

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To know how to grow old is the master-work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. – Henri Amiel

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Age

Science and religion are the two most powerful forces in the world. Having them at odds… is not productive. – E. O. Wilson

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Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. – Francis Bacon, Novum Organum, 1620

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