I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner