Logo
Quote by Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Women
Author
Rita Rudner
Read Quote

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Marriage
Author
Rita Rudner
Read Quote

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

Category:
funny
Author
Rita Rudner
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Dogs
category

If you dont own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Roger Caras

Category:
Dogs

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. – Margo Kaufman

Category:
Dogs

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. – Smiley Blanton

Category:
Dogs

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. – Agnes Repplier

Category:
Dogs

Random Quotes

Genius aint anything more than elegant common sense. – Josh Billings

Category:
Intelligence

Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country. – Sinclair Lewis

Category:
America

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. – Marilyn Monroe

Category:
Men

The art of acceptance is the art of making someone who has just done you a small favor wish that he might have done you a greater one. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

Category:
Art