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Quote by Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Love
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Other Quotes from
Dogs
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Author Unknown

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Dogs

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

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Dogs

When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten. – Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

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Dogs

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Dogs

Random Quotes

The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. – Voltaire

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Government

The more ignorant, reckless and thoughtless a doctor is, the higher his reputation soars even amongst powerful princes. – Desiderius Erasmus

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Doctors

The Louver is a morgue; you go there to identify your friends. – Jean Cocteau

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Museums, Galleries

Fame and stuff like that is all very cool, but at the end of the day, were all human beings. Although what I do is incredibly surreal and fun and amazing and Im really grateful for it, I dont believe my own press release, do you know what I mean? – Tom Hardy

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amazing