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Quote by Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

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respect
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Other Quotes from
Dogs
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When a dog wants to hang out the “Do Not Disturb” sign, as all of us do now and then, he is regarded as a traitor to his species. – Ramona C. Albert

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Dogs

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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Dogs

The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls. – Anatole France

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Dogs

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. – Roger Caras

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Dogs

Random Quotes

America owes most of its social prejudices to the exaggerated religious opinions of the different sects which were so instrumental in establishing the colonies. – James Fenimore Cooper

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Prejudice

Homecoming unites the past and the present. – Author Unknown

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Homecoming

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. – Alfred Jarry

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God

A bad book is as much of a labor to write as a good one, it comes as sincerely from the authors soul. – Aldous Huxley

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good