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Quote by Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. – Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

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Dogs are miracles with paws. – Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings

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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. – Irwin Corey

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I would not exchange my leisure hours for all the wealth in the world. – Comte de Mirabeau

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Politics will eventually be replaced by imagery. The politician will be only too happy to abdicate in favor of his image, because the image will be much more powerful than he could ever be. – Marshall McLuhan

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