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Quote by Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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Women
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing. – Robert Brault

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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. – Anon.

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce

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