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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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Medical
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With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog. – Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs

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If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. – Karel ÄŒapek

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Dogs

A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. – John Holmes

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Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. – Smiley Blanton

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Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. – William Blake

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Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting that speaks. – Plutarch

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To me, the job of the artist is to provide a useful and intelligent vocabulary for the world to be able to articulate feelings they experience everyday, and otherwise wouldnt have the means to express in a meaningful and useful way. – Mos Def

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Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. – Henry David Thoreau

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