Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen