Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen