Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen
Im not afraid to die, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen