Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen