Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen