Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.. – Woody Allen