Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. – Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. – Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen