Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen