It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen
If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen
When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme. – Ron Ben-Israel