On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. – Will Rogers
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. – Will Rogers
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. – Will Rogers
The vast majority, who believe in astrology and think that the planets have nothing better to do than form a code that will tell them whether tomorrow is a good day to close a business deal or not, become all the more excited and enthusiastic about the bilge when a group of astronomers denounces it. – Isaac Asimov