When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris
All a manager has to do is keep eleven players happy — the eleven in the reserves. The first team are happy because they are in the first team. – Rodney Marsh, 1979
Im not pretty. The truth is I didnt think I could be a model at all. I was looking at some of the guys on the walls at Irene Marie and I thought to myself Jesus Christ. I cant do this. I dont look anything like these guys. – Channing Tatum
We must speed up the deployment of broadband in order to bring high-speed data services to homes and businesses. The spread of information technology has contributed to a steady growth in U.S. productivity. – Michael Oxley
